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I've always been considered sweet and

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Charming

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till I became quite famous overnight

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save a minute that you're famous

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something in you changes

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and they're right

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I'm still the same sweet girl just like

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I said

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has gone a little to my head

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I used to be a stripper down on Maine

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now I'm the main attraction on the strip

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thank you

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I used to take it off

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50 cents a seat

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but now I take it off

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for only the only

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downtown they sit immortal

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and they label me at Target

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[Music]

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but here's the moral now I'm sabled so

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it's art

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so don't go down and see me strip on me

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cause I'm now the main attraction on

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this trip

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I used to shake my torso for variety now

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I shake my torso more so for society

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the high class gents are happy since I

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moved up from the Dives

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now they don't have to make that trip

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and they can bring their wives

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to think I used to play to have filled

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houses seems uncanny

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because now I pack them in

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since there's a cover on my fatties

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Hollywood the promised land and why not

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anything can happen here and usually

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does

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but whether you're rich or poor

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famous or inFAMOUS sooner or later you

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end up here

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I'm looking for someone I can I can mold

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mold

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for my Act

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I need a guy with an open mind

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wide open oh a wide open mind I see uh

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Mr Stedman would you excuse me just a

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moment sorry ma'am um

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I'm afraid your extension has run out

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there won't be any more checks now

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beside hacking what you do do you do

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anything else oh aside from acting which

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I knew best of all I do other things I

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do imitations I play the piano the drums

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and and spoons what about him would you

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please wait over there Mr Noonan oh yes

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sir yes ma'am right over there

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what's the matter with him what's the

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matter with him well uh you have a wide

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open mind well here's his actual

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employment records now he was in one

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play as the general understudy but he

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doesn't look like he has any problems Mr

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Noonan hasn't the capacity to have any

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mental problems I would never recommend

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it well I'll talk to him anyway and and

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thank you very much for your trouble no

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trouble at all Miss symbol

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Eisley

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oh geez this is very nice of you Mr

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Eisley the same what's it like working

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with things it's wonderful to work with

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oh I knew she was thank you very much

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excuse me Mr Gooden hi it's Noonan with

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a name

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are you from the West oh no man Wyoming

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Texas no ma'am I'm from the Bronx the

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Bronx yeah Oh you mean my accent well it

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did sound sort of Western oh thanks a

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lot well I'm doing the Western over at

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Paramount Library kind of studying oh

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then you're a method actor yeah oh

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that's wonderful

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no no I'm not married no kids either oh

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that's too bad yeah well you have to

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live with them I've got a proposition I

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think will interest you really acting oh

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well yes

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let's go somewhere where we can talk uh

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where do you live me I live at the Y oh

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well that wouldn't do it all

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um how about my place do you mind no I

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don't mind your place would be fine

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[Laughter]

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follow me bless you Mr Stedman

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Mr Steadman what's this I hear about my

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not being eligible for unemployment

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insurance

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Adventure

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well you're not entitled to unemployment

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insurance well then what about workman's

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compensation well obviously you can't

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get workman's compensation because of

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your condition

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why not it happened on a job

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she

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what a house what a view of the city

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what a pool this place is fantastic I've

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never seen a place like this this is

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absolutely fantastic it's cozy

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[Music]

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the bar is in here and the booth is over

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there

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it's not comfortable I'll be right back

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see you later honey

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[Music]

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yeah that's better

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I hate clothes they're part of my basic

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problem you know oh well they're they're

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quite a problem

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they're like part

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would you like a drink well it's not

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absolutely necessary but well if you're

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going to have one now is vodka can cook

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all right

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I always drink five can Coke another

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basic problem

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it'd be a sad I never thought of it that

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way

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I suppose you're wondering why I brought

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you here

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well I really figured it'd probably all

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come out in the wash anyway

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I need someone with an exceptionally

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good memory

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I have one like an elephant

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now let's play a little game a little

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game uh what kind of a game well a word

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association you sit right down there

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a word association I've never played

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that well I'll say the first thing that

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comes to my mind and then you follow me

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okay I follow you all right I I say

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something all right no I'll start out

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okay go ahead black black uh black black

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white

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shoe shoe Foot

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sell sell bye

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dance dance uh yeah all right oh no

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you're the floor a dance floor hall

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gold drink uh drink yeah I'd like a

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drink a drink Sex uh when I mean why I

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was it would I wouldn't I did I would

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have if I oh you're just like almond

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only thinking about one thing I guess

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that's normal

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we'll get along just fine

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oh good

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um how about a little music

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what for

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all right sexy

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hi Joe what a day what a day

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boy a little old pepper there

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uh sir you're probably wondering what

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I'm doing with your wife

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what's your problem

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well I was I was wondering what you were

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thinking your wife and I were playing a

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little game my wife

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hey sexy did you hear that my wife would

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have married oh you're not married we

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just lived together oh

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yeah would you live together you get it

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no you don't get it

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you don't get it

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hey there's class tonight Joe I'll be

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there I I I've got to go really I I

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think I I just remember maybe I was

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going too fast I forgot to explain you

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see I'm an Entertainer you're an

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Entertainer well I'm not yeah sexy

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symbol you're the stripper exotic dancer

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holy Toledo that's not the reason you're

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here oh I caught your act as a gator you

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were Dynamite okay oh I was loud

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now I'm really neat but that's not the

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reason we're here well I I

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well sir who are you well I was talking

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sexy to your wife I mean your wife sexy

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my what

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oh this is Bruce Bernard he lives here

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too uh Bruce me Tommy Noonan hi hi then

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you two aren't married I hate women oh

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oh I see you're an actor Bruce look at

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that idea what are you wearing makeup

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and actually I assume what are you I

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mean what what do you do he's a model

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what did you do today Bruce today I let

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Hertz put me in the driver's seat but

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they missed did you find anything

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whose is it

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[Music]

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um

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um script girls but she had it coming I

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didn't mean to take it sexy honest I

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really didn't mean to take it he never

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does

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foreign

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ways

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family

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hey sexy is this our pigeon well

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naturally what did you think well why

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didn't you tell me

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I will be as soon as I get out of here

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wait

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we've got a deal to settle I really

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don't think I like the looks of this

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deal I have a picture of my mother and

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my wallet bye hey Bruce where's the soap

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I didn't take the soap I took it it's in

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my bathroom Hey Joe I I want you to meet

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Tommy Noonan Tommy uh this is Joe Lynch

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uh Tommy's the one Joe

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hi Joe hey come

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hey come back hey wait a minute hey

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you're the one I'm not really the one

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hey you look a little maladjusted to me

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I feel a little Melody hey come on

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Connie let's have a little drinking Taco

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sit down and relax what do you have I

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was fixing my back and Coke I don't

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really want anything I wanted to try my

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Scotch that's all I ever touched I I

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don't really want anything here

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you three people all live together huh

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well sure in a manner of speaking that

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is a manner of speaking hey you still

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don't get it what she means is that we

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share this house but believe me that's

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all we share I believe you I believe you

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until now until now that's where you

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come in but this is where I get out oh

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cool honey we haven't explained our

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proposition oh we're gonna pay you money

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of course there's not enough money in

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the world hey wait a minute Paulie I

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thought you said you were an actor I am

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well then think of it as an acting job I

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couldn't possibly I'm a method actor I

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live my part good then all you have to

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do is go to a psychiatrist now or after

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after uh that is after we brief you yeah

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probably Jimmy here Dr Vaughn no who's

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he it's a she unfortunately oh she's

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only the greatest psychiatrist in the

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whole country well the best in

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California anyhow didn't you read her

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book no I didn't but what's that got to

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do with me you're going to see it but I

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don't understand but that's the whole

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point we were looking for someone who

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didn't need one yeah you know someone

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who's an actor and believe me Paulie

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they're hard to find you see you're

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going to see it for us

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I don't care actually it's simple we

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share this house because we save money

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this way lots of money yeah particularly

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since we haven't paid the rent for three

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months and now we want to share a

280
00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:27,419
psychiatrist Dr Vaughn charges 100 bucks

281
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,759
an hour individually we couldn't afford

282
00:13:27,419 --> 00:13:31,620
it but if you keep the appointment for

283
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:34,200
all three of us and give her our

284
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:35,578
symptoms and tell our Neurosis we'll be

285
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getting the best medical care in the

286
00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:40,699
world for less than half price

287
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well

288
00:13:42,149 --> 00:13:46,319
[Music]

289
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:49,320
I think you're all nuts

290
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:51,120
well sure we are Tommy that's why we

291
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,459
need your help we need a good

292
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,379
psychiatrist you can act like us tell

293
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,939
her all our problems you have three

294
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:59,399
parts to play and we'll give you 20

295
00:13:56,940 --> 00:14:01,500
bucks a week each think of it as a

296
00:13:59,399 --> 00:14:03,600
challenge

297
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,820
would be a wonderful part

298
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:09,060
oh

299
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:13,040
is it a deal well really I don't know uh

300
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:15,179
you two relax let an Old Pro go to work

301
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:16,980
now you're supposed to be an actor right

302
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:17,939
right a myth an actor yes I am you don't

303
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:20,039
think you can handle three rules

304
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:22,500
simultaneously maybe empowering

305
00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:24,919
conservation is not too close I can

306
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,919
remember the podcast

307
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:30,779
he wants to do it feels close nothing to

308
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:32,519
it Joe put your clothes on class in an

309
00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:34,700
hour oh all right you could use with

310
00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:37,980
putting on a few clothes yourself sexy

311
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:40,199
that's right I forgot oh well what's

312
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:42,180
this about class group therapy it's our

313
00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:45,419
last class from now on we are going to

314
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:46,799
be private patients thanks to you sir at

315
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:50,099
the crash you can get your things and

316
00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:52,078
move in you can sleep here sleep here of

317
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:55,620
course that way you can save rent and be

318
00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:56,370
close to us 20 bucks a week each and

319
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room and board

320
00:14:56,370 --> 00:15:00,240
[Music]

321
00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:03,379
well they say an actor should have a

322
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,379
variety of experiences

323
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:10,879
sexy let's just get on with it

324
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:14,159
you don't mean get on with the doctor

325
00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:16,799
you mean take it off

326
00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:20,399
that's all you men ever say to me

327
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:26,219
anytime I'm standing up in front of you

328
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:29,639
take it up sexy come on baby peel it

329
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:32,959
sure don't taste like tomato juice

330
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:32,959
sexy please

331
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:50,879
[Music]

332
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:53,039
well I met the guy when I was only 16.

333
00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:56,100
we used to have a lot of fun

334
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:58,620
there was nothing wrong you understand

335
00:15:56,100 --> 00:16:01,800
just two kids having a ball

336
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:03,839
I never really knew about how my mother

337
00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:05,639
felt

338
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:08,399
she never said much

339
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:12,980
just kept watching us and that

340
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:12,980
funny suspicious way she had

341
00:16:15,929 --> 00:16:22,149
[Music]

342
00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:27,899
foreign

343
00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:34,138
[Music]

344
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:41,180
but once I remember she did and we took

345
00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:41,180
advantage of it

346
00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:46,820
yes I will I love you I love you I love

347
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,819
you

348
00:16:55,860 --> 00:17:00,419
[ __ ]

349
00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:03,799
[Music]

350
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,799
and you you you you

351
00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:08,769
that was it

352
00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:30,019
I left home and got myself a job

353
00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:30,019
[Music]

354
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,820
good

355
00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:48,789
[Music]

356
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:54,249
what happens

357
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:54,249
[Music]

358
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,660
[Applause]

359
00:18:08,569 --> 00:18:11,659
[Music]

360
00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:14,919
[Applause]

361
00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:19,559
right

362
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:20,149
Ryan

363
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:23,269
[Music]

364
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:23,269
[Applause]

365
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:38,940
[Music]

366
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:47,200
Empire

367
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:59,460
[Applause]

368
00:18:47,200 --> 00:19:00,450
[Music]

369
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:03,548
yeah

370
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:03,548
[Applause]

371
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,680
oh yeah

372
00:19:06,819 --> 00:19:10,838
[Music]

373
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,839
[Applause]

374
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:17,100
[Music]

375
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:18,519
when I look out and see audiences

376
00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:19,269
I know what they want

377
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:21,480
[Music]

378
00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:23,960
[Applause]

379
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,960
really

380
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:32,298
[Music]

381
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:32,298
good

382
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:49,519
[Applause]

383
00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:51,339
[Music]

384
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,900
eat your heart up

385
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:54,159
[Music]

386
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:57,050
[Applause]

387
00:19:54,160 --> 00:20:00,150
[Music]

388
00:19:57,049 --> 00:20:00,149
[Applause]

389
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:10,349
[Music]

390
00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:22,759
[Applause]

391
00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:24,538
[Music]

392
00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:26,039
thank you

393
00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:29,190
over here

394
00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:29,190
[Applause]

395
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:36,400
[Music]

396
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:36,400
[Applause]

397
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,379
[Music]

398
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:42,419
that's why I can only work so long and

399
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:44,100
then I quit

400
00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:45,538
and I don't go back to work again until

401
00:20:44,099 --> 00:20:48,500
I'm broke

402
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:48,500
and I have to

403
00:20:56,579 --> 00:21:02,099
thank you sexy

404
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:06,019
does anyone want to comment on this

405
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:06,019
Joe Lynch you haven't said much

406
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,019
selling is like

407
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,919
some of the things that happened were

408
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,440
really fratchy

409
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:21,179
take the other day for example

410
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:24,419
sweet little old lady came into the lot

411
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:26,460
looking for a medium priced car

412
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:30,299
didn't see anything she liked so she

413
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:32,519
started the war so they sent for me

414
00:21:30,298 --> 00:21:34,918
the old pressure boy you know the old

415
00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:36,000
battering ram you know I took her to 500

416
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:39,419
down

417
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:42,380
she signs the contract we got her hooked

418
00:21:39,419 --> 00:21:42,380
how about that

419
00:21:42,839 --> 00:21:46,500
that afternoon her old man came over to

420
00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:48,298
the lot screaming like a raving Maniac

421
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:50,400
wanted to get the money back we had him

422
00:21:48,298 --> 00:21:53,220
dead you know illegally locked up papers

423
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:55,919
or no in the same afternoon sweet little

424
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:58,380
lady called up and

425
00:21:55,919 --> 00:22:00,538
she was crying her heart out

426
00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:02,580
I told her not to worry

427
00:22:00,538 --> 00:22:04,919
that if she

428
00:22:02,579 --> 00:22:06,720
didn't make the payments right

429
00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:08,220
that's all she'd lose was a down payment

430
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,798
and

431
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:12,058
we repossessed the car yeah you didn't

432
00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:13,558
read the final print in the contract

433
00:22:12,058 --> 00:22:16,819
that said that we had the right to

434
00:22:13,558 --> 00:22:16,819
confiscate a couple of her kids

435
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,240
you think I feel sorry for these people

436
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,400
[ __ ]

437
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:29,298
they're ignorant

438
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,298
I hate him

439
00:22:31,679 --> 00:22:36,240
see that's selling

440
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,819
selling is sort of like shaving doesn't

441
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,319
matter that you did it yesterday

442
00:22:38,819 --> 00:22:42,359
you have to do it all over again today

443
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,980
otherwise you'll wind up looking like a

444
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,658
bum

445
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:47,640
hey Bruce I did pretty good that time

446
00:22:45,659 --> 00:22:50,280
that was stage for a while huh

447
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,059
it sure did come on everybody let's have

448
00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:54,918
a drink

449
00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:54,918
Bruce how about you

450
00:22:56,579 --> 00:23:01,500
I am not conceited

451
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:02,940
I'm probably a lot better looking than I

452
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:06,798
really think I am

453
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:06,798
but I'm still not conceited

454
00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:14,058
sexy here says that

455
00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:14,058
men only think of one thing

456
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:22,879
well that's a joke

457
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,880
women only think of one thing to destroy

458
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:28,079
even when I was in school it was going

459
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:30,179
on if the rest of these papers aren't on

460
00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:31,409
my desk before Tuesday I've flunked a

461
00:23:30,179 --> 00:23:39,600
whole lot of you

462
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:42,179
[Music]

463
00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:46,639
ma'am

464
00:23:42,179 --> 00:23:46,640
ma'am can I go home from school now no

465
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,859
[Music]

466
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:57,419
after school do you know what you've

467
00:23:53,159 --> 00:24:00,179
done no ma'am look at me when I talk

468
00:23:57,419 --> 00:24:03,900
you never once paid attention

469
00:24:00,179 --> 00:24:05,700
you talked all day to Judy all day no I

470
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:09,600
did ma'am

471
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:11,460
do you enjoy driving your teachers crazy

472
00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:16,399
do you intend to go through life

473
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:16,400
tormenting your elders look at me

474
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:27,500
you never once paid attention never once

475
00:24:21,179 --> 00:24:27,500
you've ignored me all day why bro why

476
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:34,440
it always happens

477
00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:36,899
but when I got old enough and smart

478
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:41,120
enough I'd say look

479
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:41,120
me alone you bug me

480
00:24:42,058 --> 00:24:47,220
then I started this

481
00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:49,379
stuttering

482
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:51,860
and now I don't want to have anything to

483
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,860
do with them

484
00:24:53,339 --> 00:24:57,119
I just don't have anything to do with

485
00:24:55,019 --> 00:25:00,119
them

486
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:02,219
I can't have anything to do with them

487
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:06,199
well that ain't right

488
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:06,200
well you know that ain't right

489
00:25:07,859 --> 00:25:11,779
so I steal things from

490
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,360
I don't know that I do it

491
00:25:14,339 --> 00:25:17,359
but I do it

492
00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:22,279
I just take these things from them

493
00:25:27,538 --> 00:25:31,619
Joe would you fix me a scotch and water

494
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:33,900
please sure coming right up

495
00:25:31,619 --> 00:25:38,339
I think we've had enough for tonight I

496
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:42,360
know I have classed is missed

497
00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:45,359
good night oh bye bye bye Miss frisbee

498
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:47,759
good night bye good night children vote

499
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:50,219
for me Tommy here's the watch take care

500
00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:52,440
of it it's mine it's an alarm risk watch

501
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:54,600
you set it for every 20 minutes yeah

502
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:57,000
that way you can tell Dr Von say my

503
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:59,038
problems and when 20 minutes are up you

504
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,619
can tell them their problems oh you know

505
00:25:59,038 --> 00:26:05,038
I think you three are very much alike

506
00:26:01,619 --> 00:26:08,519
I don't think so at all well he's right

507
00:26:05,038 --> 00:26:10,558
we are I mean in the things we do with

508
00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:12,000
our jobs I don't know about you but I

509
00:26:10,558 --> 00:26:13,440
haven't taken my clothes off in public

510
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,500
for quite a while

511
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,659
I mean about the way we quit them oh

512
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:21,960
we all only seem to be able to hold a

513
00:26:18,659 --> 00:26:24,419
job just so long and then we quit say

514
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,620
when do I start start tomorrow it's

515
00:26:24,419 --> 00:26:27,120
tonight you'd better get a little sleep

516
00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:29,899
in no time at all you will know

517
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:33,439
everything about us

518
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:36,600
and now it's just the lovers

519
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:39,330
yeah relief is justice

520
00:26:36,599 --> 00:26:52,980
swallow away

521
00:26:39,329 --> 00:26:56,519
[Music]

522
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:57,839
why did I do that huh why I don't know I

523
00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:59,579
was just about to ask you the same

524
00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:01,379
question oh I must have had a

525
00:26:59,579 --> 00:27:03,658
deep-seated resentment that caused me to

526
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:04,799
do that oh you can see how much I need

527
00:27:03,659 --> 00:27:07,559
help

528
00:27:04,798 --> 00:27:09,900
write that down right now well won't

529
00:27:07,558 --> 00:27:12,240
wait until morning no I want to get it

530
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:14,580
down while it's fresh in my mind I'll

531
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,640
remember really I will

532
00:27:14,579 --> 00:27:19,678
do you think I'm an exhibitionist why

533
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,740
because I strip

534
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:24,538
I don't have to you know oh say legare

535
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:27,240
it's a free country

536
00:27:24,538 --> 00:27:30,298
did you know I'm a singer I never really

537
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:32,579
thought about it well I am want to know

538
00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:36,980
something else what

539
00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:36,980
come on in my bedroom and I'll tell you

540
00:27:40,309 --> 00:27:43,358
[Music]

541
00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:49,019
honey I won't hurt you I just want to

542
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:51,778
talk to you

543
00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:55,319
[Music]

544
00:27:51,778 --> 00:27:59,700
you know I count squares

545
00:27:55,319 --> 00:28:02,220
circles too oh you count squares

546
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:04,080
I count the squares and circles in rugs

547
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:07,319
and wallpaper and everything

548
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:08,460
you know when I ride on the bus I think

549
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:10,678
to myself

550
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:14,519
why are all electrical and telephone

551
00:28:10,679 --> 00:28:18,960
wires underground they look lousy we're

552
00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:21,538
a rich country we can create work right

553
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:25,440
things like that really bug me

554
00:28:21,538 --> 00:28:27,419
you know why she never liked me oh

555
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:31,620
my mother

556
00:28:27,419 --> 00:28:35,759
she was a swinger and a half you know at

557
00:28:31,619 --> 00:28:39,000
least twice a week I'm in a new uncle

558
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:41,220
they all used to give me money for candy

559
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,500
I was a dumb kid

560
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:45,298
kid you know they gave me money for

561
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:48,740
candy

562
00:28:45,298 --> 00:28:48,740
and I bought the candy

563
00:28:49,919 --> 00:28:56,038
I was as fat as hell

564
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:57,140
[Music]

565
00:28:56,038 --> 00:29:01,640
no

566
00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:01,640
it's a wonder I'm not a diabetic

567
00:29:01,859 --> 00:29:06,839
oh but I was bad in all the right places

568
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:11,149
[Music]

569
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:13,678
no I used to imitate my mother's walk

570
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:16,259
[Music]

571
00:29:13,679 --> 00:29:18,960
and the little things she used to say I

572
00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:21,720
mean like to the guys

573
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,798
she used to use baby talk

574
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:30,740
so I used to use a Wither like

575
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:35,898
mommy come to one sister kittens

576
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:35,899
like he'd get mad at her and she'd go

577
00:29:41,058 --> 00:29:50,538
mommy cleanser wants to kiss me good

578
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:52,319
[Music]

579
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:55,319
oh

580
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:55,319
foreign

581
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:05,519
I have this wild desire to slap his face

582
00:30:02,659 --> 00:30:06,539
I thought so trying to Edge in on my

583
00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:09,179
time

584
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:11,720
hey what's going on here

585
00:30:09,179 --> 00:30:11,720
look

586
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:16,439
well as long as we're gonna have a party

587
00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:19,260
why don't we have a few Refreshments huh

588
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:22,259
come on Bruce

589
00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:23,579
hey hey come on down come on down to the

590
00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:25,319
basement and we'll have a drink and talk

591
00:30:23,579 --> 00:30:28,278
it over and watch out for that first

592
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:28,278
step it's a grabber

593
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:31,679
[Music]

594
00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:37,880
here wants preferential treatment on our

595
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,880
money

596
00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:42,200
I do

597
00:30:48,419 --> 00:30:54,000
hey Tom how was your impulse all I want

598
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:55,740
to do is get a little sleep

599
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,599
why don't we all let him go back to

600
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,980
sleep after all you have to keep our

601
00:30:57,599 --> 00:31:01,259
appointments and he has to have a clear

602
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:03,659
mind a clear mind full of your thoughts

603
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:06,000
what about me how much does he really

604
00:31:03,659 --> 00:31:07,740
know about me Oh Come the real me come

605
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,298
on break it up listen we've got to get

606
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,740
this thing settled if we don't do it

607
00:31:09,298 --> 00:31:12,658
right there's no point in doing it at

608
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:15,480
all after all each of us has to get the

609
00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:17,220
same amount of time with him oh can we

610
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,500
talk about it tomorrow we'll talk about

611
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,940
it now you're right Joe each one of us

612
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,579
will talk to him for two hours alone

613
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:25,860
agreed

614
00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:28,619
that's six hours when do I sleep after

615
00:31:25,859 --> 00:31:30,000
you know us intimately yeah sexy you

616
00:31:28,619 --> 00:31:32,359
talk to him alone for the first two

617
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:36,538
hours and then I'll take over

618
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:38,699
oh come on Joe let him talk and believe

619
00:31:36,538 --> 00:31:41,158
me I'm gonna watch the clock sexy I'll

620
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:43,980
be right with you Bruce

621
00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:46,880
let's see

622
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,880
oh sure

623
00:31:47,099 --> 00:31:52,099
oh now why did I do that

624
00:31:52,650 --> 00:32:03,670
[Music]

625
00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:12,319
foreign

626
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:23,069
[Music]

627
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:49,559
[Applause]

628
00:32:23,069 --> 00:32:52,139
[Music]

629
00:32:49,558 --> 00:32:55,139
oh just a moment please may I help you

630
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:56,940
uh yes sir my name is Smith I have an

631
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,500
appointment with like oh yes yes Mr

632
00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:00,538
Smith just sit down and make yourself

633
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:03,179
comfortable Dr ball will be with you in

634
00:33:00,538 --> 00:33:05,158
a moment excellent thank you now listen

635
00:33:03,179 --> 00:33:06,298
I rented you that apartment in good

636
00:33:05,159 --> 00:33:08,100
faith

637
00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:09,658
well I have the sheriff's survey with

638
00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:12,298
the eviction notice I wanted to get some

639
00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:15,059
action out of you well you let the yard

640
00:33:12,298 --> 00:33:17,759
go and you're a month late in your rent

641
00:33:15,058 --> 00:33:20,278
it's one oh it's in the mail well I

642
00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:22,558
haven't received it as yet all right

643
00:33:20,278 --> 00:33:25,440
I'll stay the eviction but from now on

644
00:33:22,558 --> 00:33:28,319
you keep the yard clean and pay your

645
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:31,200
rent on time or get out

646
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:33,439
no no I'm sorry that's final goodbye

647
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,440
mother

648
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:40,460
Henry

649
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:40,460
send Mr Smith please all right Dr Vaughn

650
00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:46,940
uh Mr Smith

651
00:33:53,579 --> 00:34:00,859
uh hi Dr Vaughn how you doing Mr Smith

652
00:33:56,278 --> 00:34:00,859
want to sit down uh oh hi

653
00:34:03,058 --> 00:34:09,000
well Shall We Begin Mr Smith

654
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:10,980
it really is necessary for you to lie

655
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,719
down Mr Smith I'm afraid you've been

656
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,940
seeing too many movies

657
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,878
this is okay if we do it like this

658
00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:20,940
as you like oh okay

659
00:34:17,878 --> 00:34:22,440
now shall I begin farewell now where

660
00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:26,418
would you like to start

661
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:29,760
well I have a friend he has this problem

662
00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:31,440
what's right something else wrong no we

663
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,540
are not going to get anywhere by

664
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,519
discussing hypothetical cases are we

665
00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:37,079
there's nothing hypothetical about this

666
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:41,820
friend of mine you see his problem is

667
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:43,259
yours it's mine now it's obvious that

668
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:46,019
you're not here to discuss other

669
00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:49,080
people's problems isn't it correct you

670
00:34:46,019 --> 00:34:51,599
are here to discuss your problem my

671
00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:53,759
problems well of it makes it easier on

672
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:56,338
your doctor it's okay with me it will

673
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,960
make it easier for both of us okay

674
00:34:56,338 --> 00:34:58,909
I can do it

675
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,838
sure

676
00:34:58,909 --> 00:35:03,598
[Music]

677
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:05,639
well shall I start now very well now

678
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:06,960
where would you like to start

679
00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:11,098
oh

680
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:13,940
I have this problem I hate women yeah

681
00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:17,400
it's because of my face and body

682
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:19,500
face and body yes I've got this gorgeous

683
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,539
face and beautiful body and women

684
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:24,358
naturally just throw themselves at me

685
00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:27,838
been that way all my life

686
00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:31,219
like uh well I don't like it see when I

687
00:35:27,838 --> 00:35:34,139
like a woman I go that's right I I I I

688
00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:36,179
stutter and but they and then then by

689
00:35:34,139 --> 00:35:38,940
the time that they're after me I don't

690
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:40,019
want them so I take these from I don't

691
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:41,338
want to take them but I take them I

692
00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,960
don't know that I take them but I know

693
00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:46,320
that I take them so I take them so you

694
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:48,960
see doctor I have a problem you have a

695
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:52,700
problem yes gone

696
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,699
well when I was about nine

697
00:35:54,119 --> 00:36:14,819
[Music]

698
00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:18,240
ah

699
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:21,000
I hate men what was that buzzing huh

700
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:23,759
buzzing oh that was 20 minutes 20

701
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,000
minutes yeah do you mind if I go on no

702
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:29,099
Mrs Smith evidently 20 minutes has a

703
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,280
very significant meaning for you

704
00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:33,660
the thing you should tell me about it

705
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,720
well I'd rather not if you don't mind

706
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:39,899
well Mr Smith you have made a very

707
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:42,480
significant Frozen slip

708
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:46,680
you said instead of hating women you

709
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:48,900
said you hated men oh that was no slip I

710
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:51,000
hate the beasts I despise them they

711
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:52,680
watch me get undressed in zowie I know

712
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,579
what they were well they're not getting

713
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,578
that from me

714
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:59,539
I will look at them out there

715
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:07,679
[Music]

716
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:07,679
foreign

717
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,608
[Music]

718
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:31,980
here's a joke just for you I tell him a

719
00:37:30,059 --> 00:37:33,838
joke like uh you know why a plumber and

720
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:35,940
a psychiatrist are exactly the same they

721
00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:38,159
both fix things in the head I like that

722
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:40,619
that's a good joke that's a lovely joke

723
00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:43,259
I hate jokes I hate people people stink

724
00:37:40,619 --> 00:37:45,980
they're ignorant I hate them

725
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,980
thank you

726
00:37:49,219 --> 00:37:56,039
Henry come in here quickly

727
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,800
this is the most remarkable case I've

728
00:37:56,039 --> 00:38:02,699
ever ever I know I heard the whole thing

729
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:06,000
oh it's Evan oh I have the whole thing

730
00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:08,098
on tape Dr Bond what's he doing well the

731
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,139
minute his hour was up he just fell

732
00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:12,180
asleep exhaustingly the emotional

733
00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:14,299
turmoil of this man

734
00:38:12,179 --> 00:38:17,759
Henry imagine

735
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:21,000
multiples schizophrenic oh isn't it a

736
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:23,820
gas oh Dr Vaughn this case is Gonna Make

737
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,639
You Henry I want you to get a conference

738
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:28,800
yeah

739
00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:32,460
now let me think who would be interested

740
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:36,539
in this thing oh yes yes

741
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:39,900
um males in New York yeah uh Jennings in

742
00:38:36,539 --> 00:38:43,500
John Hopkins uh labovitch absolutely

743
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:45,980
labovits in Wisconsin oh he's a must

744
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:49,440
are we good yeah I want you to find out

745
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:51,900
how soon you can get um a closed Circle

746
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:55,260
television no hooks up hook up arrange

747
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:59,099
for this office and with this thing can

748
00:38:55,260 --> 00:39:05,280
make medical history oh just imagine I

749
00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:06,920
can see the footnote Dr Von syndrome

750
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:10,260
imagine

751
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:12,740
marvelous schizophrenic one of them

752
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:16,619
undoubtedly is a female

753
00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:19,279
oh what a day this has been oh wait like

754
00:39:16,619 --> 00:39:19,280
your mother

755
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,880
foreign

756
00:39:40,619 --> 00:39:45,059
how did it go well I think it went very

757
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:49,260
well I have another appointment tomorrow

758
00:39:45,059 --> 00:39:51,838
another one tomorrow tomorrow yeah from

759
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:55,619
four to seven what time four to seven

760
00:39:51,838 --> 00:39:57,179
three hours that's 300 are you out of

761
00:39:55,619 --> 00:39:59,039
your ever loving mine we can't afford

762
00:39:57,179 --> 00:40:02,819
that kind of money you don't understand

763
00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:04,559
it's free free yeah she's very

764
00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:06,780
interested in your cases you should have

765
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:08,820
seen her she made an awful lot of notes

766
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:10,920
you'd have been proud of me but boy I'm

767
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:12,838
bushed I'm going to turn in oh no you

768
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,838
don't I knew we were sick but three

769
00:40:12,838 --> 00:40:17,338
hours a day zowie

770
00:40:15,838 --> 00:40:18,838
if you're going to talk to her for a

771
00:40:17,338 --> 00:40:20,759
whole hour about me you're going to have

772
00:40:18,838 --> 00:40:23,099
to listen to a lot more and don't forget

773
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,500
about my hour I've got a lot more going

774
00:40:23,099 --> 00:40:26,940
on up here than you know about and I'll

775
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,980
hold it you two we're never gonna get

776
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:30,780
any place like this why don't we do it

777
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,820
like we did it before we'll organize it

778
00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:35,579
and we'll talk to him and shifts sure

779
00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:37,820
that's the only fair way you're right

780
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:40,680
this time Joe could take the first shift

781
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:43,019
While You're Sober if somebody get a

782
00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:45,358
notebook for him this has got to be done

783
00:40:43,019 --> 00:40:46,670
scientifically

784
00:40:45,358 --> 00:41:05,989
all right

785
00:40:46,670 --> 00:41:05,989
[Music]

786
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:13,940
foreign

787
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:46,220
[Music]

788
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:49,440
hello Baltimore yeah Baltimore ready

789
00:41:46,219 --> 00:41:51,719
good Beverly Hills ready

790
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,119
New York ready

791
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:57,779
and Beverly Hills ready

792
00:41:54,119 --> 00:41:59,760
Milwaukee ready oh good oh Beverly Hills

793
00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:02,400
is ready yes

794
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:04,740
hello Cincinnati

795
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,838
mother get off the line

796
00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:09,179
I don't care if the furniture is in the

797
00:42:06,838 --> 00:42:12,539
street get off the line

798
00:42:09,179 --> 00:42:14,279
thank you Cincinnati

799
00:42:12,539 --> 00:42:16,679
perfect

800
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:20,240
boys you're marvelous now please be

801
00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:20,239
quiet and good luck

802
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:31,559
have you heard from him no I haven't Dr

803
00:42:28,139 --> 00:42:35,159
Vaughn but he's not due for 10 minutes

804
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:37,099
hello Des Moines no no no we haven't

805
00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:41,039
forgotten you

806
00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:43,740
no I'm sure he'll be here anymore I hope

807
00:42:41,039 --> 00:42:46,139
so the equipment is ready oh good oh Dr

808
00:42:43,739 --> 00:42:49,799
Vaughn the doctors all over the country

809
00:42:46,139 --> 00:42:52,500
are standing by I'm so nervous my hands

810
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,200
are just moist I feel like I was going

811
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:58,639
to be for camera

812
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:58,639
oh oh Mr Smith

813
00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:07,500
oh he means we were waiting for your

814
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:14,599
appointment oh yes I was originally from

815
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:14,599
the south you know you all oh oh yes

816
00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:19,800
it's kind of bright in here isn't it

817
00:43:17,579 --> 00:43:22,560
doctor good luck

818
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:24,960
oh Mr Smith I just had some new bulbs in

819
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:28,739
my office installed oh I feel like I'm

820
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:31,858
on Canon camera oh okay if I lie down

821
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:33,419
oh uh some more 20 minutes into this no

822
00:43:31,858 --> 00:43:35,098
I thought I'd try 60 Minutes this time

823
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:38,039
60

824
00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:40,500
no that's uh three times twenty

825
00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:42,300
yeah that's right

826
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:44,519
it's okay to do it this way isn't it

827
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:47,818
dark of course any way you like

828
00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:49,920
oh good I'm kind of beef we didn't get

829
00:43:47,818 --> 00:43:52,619
much sleep last night

830
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,000
we didn't well you know how it is when

831
00:43:52,619 --> 00:43:55,980
you have three different problems to

832
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,659
discuss it takes time yes of course I

833
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:59,579
know how it is would you like something

834
00:43:57,659 --> 00:44:03,779
to relax yo

835
00:43:59,579 --> 00:44:05,940
well uh yes ma'am he might oblige if I

836
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:08,160
can have a scotch and water

837
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:10,260
well uh yes of course my secretary will

838
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:12,858
get it for you Henry you heard that

839
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:12,859
yes of course

840
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:18,719
the way women throw themselves at me

841
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,880
it's disgusting they're after me all the

842
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,219
time they always got some little thing

843
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:26,640
to say to me like you're a doll looking

844
00:44:23,219 --> 00:44:28,730
fella you pretty as a button all right

845
00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:29,179
gone then there was this baby

846
00:44:28,730 --> 00:44:32,360
[Music]

847
00:44:29,179 --> 00:44:32,359
[Applause]

848
00:44:44,539 --> 00:44:47,539
thank you

849
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:53,880
gone I remember one day when I drank me

850
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:56,400
a fifth scotch and what I was posing for

851
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,440
a deodorant ad yeah would you folks like

852
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,818
another one getting the ball game back

853
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,280
on please we don't want to watch these

854
00:44:59,818 --> 00:45:04,259
doctor shows

855
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,700
bathing suits and there she was very

856
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:08,099
close what the hell the same thing I've

857
00:45:05,699 --> 00:45:10,980
ever met after me she looked at me and

858
00:45:08,099 --> 00:45:12,480
said you stink I can't stand you I just

859
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:13,920
despise you why don't you get away from

860
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,599
me what do you think you are you're the

861
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,599
most conceited idiot I ever knew

862
00:45:18,119 --> 00:45:24,358
for a while I was gonna let her have me

863
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:26,099
I tell you the way men look at me and me

864
00:45:24,358 --> 00:45:27,960
knowing what they want sometimes I just

865
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:30,980
wonder if it's really if it's really

866
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,980
worth going on

867
00:45:31,610 --> 00:45:39,420
[Music]

868
00:45:36,858 --> 00:45:42,199
iodine what is it Scotch what are you

869
00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:44,818
giving me Scotch for I only drink vodka

870
00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:49,039
vodka that does something to me sort of

871
00:45:44,818 --> 00:45:49,039
warms me up with a straw please

872
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,880
listen Foster I know what's on your mind

873
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:57,300
don't give me that muscle stuff you're

874
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,960
gonna make me a star are you who

875
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,960
fraud

876
00:46:00,539 --> 00:46:05,759
and yet

877
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:08,639
when I wanted to go to Hollywood who was

878
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,780
it that stopped me oh baby bunny you

879
00:46:08,639 --> 00:46:14,400
know I love you you have me honey

880
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:15,660
he was kind of cute though until I saw

881
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,980
it was on his mind he could be that big

882
00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:18,618
brother stuff but I said you really want

883
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:21,510
to be my brother

884
00:46:18,619 --> 00:46:23,039
then I knew that

885
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:24,900
[Music]

886
00:46:23,039 --> 00:46:26,759
I'll be kind of a guy could ever drink

887
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:29,400
what I'm talking I'm a kind of a guy but

888
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,859
I like to I had a Doctor Vaughn has got

889
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:34,200
it made oh why do I let myself get

890
00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:36,779
talked into things like this why didn't

891
00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:39,239
you let me go to Hollywood hi Dr bunny

892
00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:41,040
don't be greedy darling you still have

893
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,329
the Jet Set they're ready we're ready I

894
00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:45,119
walk in I'll close them

895
00:46:42,329 --> 00:46:48,358
[Music]

896
00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:51,599
I'm Jack's pooper I mean I'm Dukes but

897
00:46:48,358 --> 00:46:52,799
I'm I'm poop doctor oh Mr Smith can I

898
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:56,160
help you

899
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:58,339
no I'm perfectly happy standing right

900
00:46:56,159 --> 00:46:58,338
here

901
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,800
foreign

902
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:06,119
[Music]

903
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,818
if you will bear with me I shall be

904
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:10,318
right back Henry

905
00:47:08,818 --> 00:47:11,818
take him home will you please do you

906
00:47:10,318 --> 00:47:14,699
have his address oh yes I have it on the

907
00:47:11,818 --> 00:47:15,739
appointment sheet are we still on yes we

908
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:20,159
are now

909
00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:23,719
Dr Myerson you owe me a letter come on

910
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:27,019
come on Mr Smith session's over

911
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,019
no way

912
00:47:27,059 --> 00:47:32,880
no before proceeding with corrective

913
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:36,240
therapy I plan to explore much more

914
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:39,420
fully each of these characters whose

915
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:41,399
neuroses are so vivid to Mr Smith that

916
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:44,039
they actually take complete possession

917
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:47,099
of his Consciousness for a set period of

918
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:49,380
time of course I felt the extraordinary

919
00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:51,660
nature of the case one to the time we

920
00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:54,480
had given it today on our very own

921
00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:56,399
closed circuit television session I

922
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,800
really want to add that if you had any

923
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:01,619
comments at all please write to me call

924
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,818
or Telegraph right here to my Beverly

925
00:48:01,619 --> 00:48:05,769
Hills office

926
00:48:02,818 --> 00:48:26,119
doctors thank you so much

927
00:48:05,769 --> 00:48:29,059
[Music]

928
00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:32,720
oh my God

929
00:48:29,059 --> 00:48:32,719
hi it's Tommy Boy

930
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:38,480
hiya Joe hi it's Tommy

931
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:44,889
hiya sexy

932
00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:44,889
[Music]

933
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:51,780
Tommy Boy sit down have a drink well I'm

934
00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:53,639
sorry to intrude I didn't know that Mr

935
00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:55,740
Smith lived with anyone and somebody had

936
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:57,539
to bring him home hey did you know you

937
00:48:55,739 --> 00:49:00,239
were on television how did you see it

938
00:48:57,539 --> 00:49:02,219
are you a doctor he was on every channel

939
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,539
about Expo

940
00:49:02,219 --> 00:49:05,279
expose our way

941
00:49:03,539 --> 00:49:06,358
it's impossible

942
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,300
didn't see me

943
00:49:06,358 --> 00:49:11,400
who are you I'm Dr Vaughn private

944
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:13,940
secretary

945
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:17,039
she has a male secretary

946
00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:19,740
obviously hey you're the one that gave

947
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:21,000
him the drinks but it's impossible how

948
00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:26,279
could you see it well it was close

949
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:29,900
circus but Dr Vaughn will be livid

950
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:33,500
come on come on

951
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:36,180
ah come on Tommy yeah

952
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:37,500
I don't want to get on my face we've got

953
00:49:36,179 --> 00:49:39,719
to get him in condition for tomorrow

954
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:41,699
relax actually let me take care of him

955
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:44,899
this happens to be my specialty all

956
00:49:41,699 --> 00:50:06,159
right boy all right here we go

957
00:49:44,900 --> 00:50:06,160
[Music]

958
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,039
ha

959
00:50:25,329 --> 00:50:29,449
[Music]

960
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:33,119
ha

961
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:46,019
[Music]

962
00:50:43,019 --> 00:50:46,019
foreign

963
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:54,179
and now they want another closed circuit

964
00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:55,980
for Mr Smith's next appointment Henry

965
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:57,539
nothing doing the many as a patient of

966
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:59,338
mine I'm going to help him I'm not going

967
00:50:57,539 --> 00:51:01,139
to exploit him oh well of course I

968
00:50:59,338 --> 00:51:03,480
understand they can always read about

969
00:51:01,139 --> 00:51:06,179
him in your next book

970
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,280
why Santa what a surprise I could say

971
00:51:06,179 --> 00:51:10,019
the same thing what happened oh I don't

972
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,579
know it was an accident they tell me in

973
00:51:10,019 --> 00:51:13,380
Denver you realize this could have

974
00:51:11,579 --> 00:51:16,140
serious repercussions oh don't be silly

975
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:18,780
she's made they wanted for lectures they

976
00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:21,000
wanted for a TV program of her own 15

977
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:24,319
magazines wanted to write articles and

978
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,318
here read that

979
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:30,720
I want to sponsor next show Clump soap

980
00:51:27,358 --> 00:51:32,818
stop do it in color stop

981
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:34,618
Clump soap

982
00:51:32,818 --> 00:51:36,900
I suppose next I want you to pose in

983
00:51:34,619 --> 00:51:38,460
some girly magazine

984
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:41,500
ridiculous

985
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:50,579
give me the girly [ __ ]

986
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:53,219
[Music]

987
00:51:50,579 --> 00:51:55,320
well can you

988
00:51:53,219 --> 00:52:18,118
never

989
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:19,480
[Music]

990
00:52:18,119 --> 00:52:37,010
thank you

991
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:37,010
[Music]

992
00:52:39,539 --> 00:52:45,420
you're getting nowhere

993
00:52:41,699 --> 00:52:47,159
you got that job yeah I got down

994
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:49,440
know what I'm doing

995
00:52:47,159 --> 00:52:51,420
and over it smells like you're opening a

996
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,639
brewery

997
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:57,059
I'm taking a bath

998
00:52:53,639 --> 00:52:59,089
you know what kind of a bat no

999
00:52:57,059 --> 00:53:01,140
no a beer bat

1000
00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:03,420
[Music]

1001
00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:06,179
you know when I first started stripping

1002
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:11,539
I learned how to take a beer in

1003
00:53:06,179 --> 00:53:11,539
it made my hair feel good and clean

1004
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,739
oh we all did it

1005
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:18,299
you know one day I was working in

1006
00:53:16,739 --> 00:53:21,858
Milwaukee

1007
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:21,859
and I met this guy

1008
00:53:23,818 --> 00:53:27,719
this guy you know he sent me 10 kegs of

1009
00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:29,460
beer

1010
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:32,039
first I thought he was funny you know

1011
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:34,679
the whole scene was funny

1012
00:53:32,039 --> 00:53:39,199
that he made a pass

1013
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:39,199
so so I knew he got no class

1014
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:45,239
ain't got no class he's got one thing on

1015
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:48,079
his mind

1016
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:53,058
so I did get rid of them

1017
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:53,059
so I did it was easy getting ready

1018
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,780
he's really a nice guy

1019
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,780
oh well

1020
00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,700
but meanwhile I'm stuck with all this

1021
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:05,940
fear

1022
00:54:02,699 --> 00:54:08,460
that was good I was three days on my

1023
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:11,519
show I had three days left on it

1024
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:14,579
meanwhile I'm stuck with 10 kegs of beer

1025
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:17,039
how can I possibly even drink 10 kgs of

1026
00:54:14,579 --> 00:54:20,579
beer in three days

1027
00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:22,440
I don't know what to do

1028
00:54:20,579 --> 00:54:24,180
so

1029
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,300
so I figured

1030
00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:30,480
what the heck if it makes my hair feel

1031
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:31,980
good and clean

1032
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,960
why not take it back up

1033
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:36,960
[Applause]

1034
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,960
oh

1035
00:54:39,838 --> 00:54:45,110
so you know

1036
00:54:42,838 --> 00:54:46,750
I did

1037
00:54:45,110 --> 00:54:48,000
[Applause]

1038
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:50,019
[Music]

1039
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,358
something

1040
00:54:50,019 --> 00:54:54,719
[Applause]

1041
00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:56,838
I dug it

1042
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,838
okay

1043
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:03,058
it made me really feel great

1044
00:55:00,358 --> 00:55:08,279
clean all over

1045
00:55:03,059 --> 00:55:10,559
you know Dance by hats so I figured

1046
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,500
why'd I take A Bear bath

1047
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:16,319
it really makes me feel alive Tommy

1048
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:18,420
really

1049
00:55:16,318 --> 00:55:21,858
you know

1050
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:21,858
it must be the song

1051
00:55:25,858 --> 00:55:29,659
by the heart

1052
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,659
foreign

1053
00:55:50,670 --> 00:55:53,760
[Music]

1054
00:55:57,349 --> 00:56:00,670
[Music]

1055
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:12,960
well then you can leave

1056
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:15,559
good night and on your way uh don't peek

1057
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,559
in the mirror

1058
00:56:24,739 --> 00:56:31,098
unbelievable the reaction is just

1059
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Fantastic look at this one yes oh oh

1060
00:56:31,099 --> 00:56:37,318
unbelievable I don't beat around the

1061
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:39,838
bush lady you're hot you too are you a

1062
00:56:37,318 --> 00:56:42,719
doctor no well I didn't think you meant

1063
00:56:39,838 --> 00:56:44,940
that medically who are you you heard of

1064
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:46,919
Robert L catch Productions no I'll talk

1065
00:56:44,940 --> 00:56:48,599
to our publicity Department shut up I

1066
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:51,119
make pictures exploitation pictures

1067
00:56:48,599 --> 00:56:54,960
money pictures yeah I'm Dr Bones

1068
00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:56,460
Attorney oh lawyer Lenny remember every

1069
00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:00,240
word I say

1070
00:56:56,460 --> 00:57:01,800
okay so how much how much per what for

1071
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,539
the rights I want to buy the picture

1072
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,940
rights this will be bigger than the

1073
00:57:03,539 --> 00:57:07,558
three faces of Eve wow did you do that

1074
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:09,780
no

1075
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:13,380
and that's why I've got to make this one

1076
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:15,420
oh baby I'll make you a star right right

1077
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:16,858
I don't have any rights and what

1078
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:18,240
happened yesterday was the next wait a

1079
00:57:16,858 --> 00:57:20,058
minute you're an intrical part of this

1080
00:57:18,239 --> 00:57:23,219
oh I know well I made the appointment

1081
00:57:20,059 --> 00:57:24,960
I'll get ingridberg to play you

1082
00:57:23,219 --> 00:57:27,318
aren't we getting ahead of ourselves Mr

1083
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,318
cats

1084
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:33,059
I've got it

1085
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,800
you want a buff Run please he's good

1086
00:57:33,059 --> 00:57:35,940
you want to hear the title yeah yeah

1087
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:40,260
yeah

1088
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:44,338
the four faces of Adam RL you've done it

1089
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:47,700
again it's Heaven what do you say

1090
00:57:44,338 --> 00:57:49,318
oh it's heaven isn't it yeah now let me

1091
00:57:47,699 --> 00:57:50,639
get this straight Miss Katz you're

1092
00:57:49,318 --> 00:57:53,219
willing to pay for the motion picture

1093
00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:55,500
rights to this man's life yeah it's only

1094
00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:56,639
a working title you understand yes my

1095
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,960
writer will come up with something a

1096
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:59,940
little more sex to it a little more

1097
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,579
Marquee value this is unbelievable

1098
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:04,800
please I can hardly wait to hear the end

1099
00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:07,440
of the story yeah me too hey it's up to

1100
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,240
the writer all I want are the rights to

1101
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:11,280
this story exactly the way it happened

1102
00:58:09,239 --> 00:58:13,199
until Mr Smith came up here seeking

1103
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:16,559
Medical Aid and wound up on TV what

1104
00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:18,598
about the money Mr Katz uh say uh a

1105
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:20,940
hundred thousand sixty thousand Mr Smith

1106
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:22,500
here and forty thousand to Dr Vaughn oh

1107
00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:25,079
no no I think it should be divided

1108
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:26,940
evenly well 50 50. well that's very

1109
00:58:25,079 --> 00:58:28,740
generous of you Mr Smith no no you don't

1110
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:30,240
seem to understand Mr Sutter I think it

1111
00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:31,979
should be twenty thousand a piece after

1112
00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:34,259
all this four of us I mean me and

1113
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:35,818
there's only one of Myra well that's the

1114
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:38,280
most outrageous thing I've ever heard of

1115
00:58:35,818 --> 00:58:40,318
it certainly is a young man is a place

1116
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,000
for you in my organization all four of

1117
00:58:40,318 --> 00:58:44,039
you well I think it's the only fair

1118
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,659
thing to do I don't want to argue by the

1119
00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:47,400
money please Mara I will not let you

1120
00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:48,719
sign a fantastic proposition like that

1121
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,160
well it's the only way I I think it

1122
00:58:48,719 --> 00:58:52,500
would be fair

1123
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:54,000
we're gonna do it his way please Oh

1124
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:56,400
Brother Where the income tax people get

1125
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,079
a window this one well now that that's

1126
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,579
all settled how would you have it young

1127
00:58:58,079 --> 00:59:01,579
man in one chick or four

1128
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,599
four

1129
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:10,460
I think it'd be easier to split up that

1130
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:15,180
way oh that's the way you want it

1131
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:18,019
twenty thousand a piece made out of cash

1132
00:59:15,179 --> 00:59:20,639
20 000 each

1133
00:59:18,019 --> 00:59:23,940
absolutely correct is your check Bruce

1134
00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:25,440
here's your sexy uh here's yours Joe I

1135
00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:28,380
hope you don't mind I I asked for twenty

1136
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,358
thousand for myself why I love you well

1137
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:33,059
if it wasn't for you none of this would

1138
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:34,460
have happened we're all grateful to You

1139
00:59:33,059 --> 00:59:38,280
Tommy

1140
00:59:34,460 --> 00:59:39,960
oh nothing really I don't know about the

1141
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:43,140
rest of you but I'm gonna move out of

1142
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:46,019
here and get me a place of my own so am

1143
00:59:43,139 --> 00:59:47,338
I so am I and I'll fix this place up gee

1144
00:59:46,019 --> 00:59:48,480
this place is so beautiful I really hate

1145
00:59:47,338 --> 00:59:51,539
to leave it

1146
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:52,740
do you Tommy yeah as a matter of fact I

1147
00:59:51,539 --> 00:59:54,420
don't think I will that's part of our

1148
00:59:52,739 --> 00:59:56,699
deal that I live here well you can't

1149
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:58,440
stay here if we move out hey Bruce has

1150
00:59:56,699 --> 01:00:00,838
got a point here it might look bad for

1151
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,639
sexy look at if you two are so worried

1152
01:00:00,838 --> 01:00:05,578
about my honor why don't you change your

1153
01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:08,699
minds and stay well maybe I will just

1154
01:00:05,579 --> 01:00:12,119
for a little while me too

1155
01:00:08,699 --> 01:00:15,058
it'll be just the way it was before

1156
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:17,039
no why should a thing like that make me

1157
01:00:15,059 --> 01:00:20,579
so happy

1158
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:22,199
why do I need analysis

1159
01:00:20,579 --> 01:00:23,579
I don't know why any of us are so happy

1160
01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:25,439
come to think of it sooner or later

1161
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:27,539
someone's bound to find out this whole

1162
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,460
thing's a hoax forget it we haven't done

1163
01:00:27,539 --> 01:00:31,259
anything wrong have we well we paid for

1164
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:32,380
the first session didn't we I'm not

1165
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:35,460
thinking about us

1166
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:38,039
[Music]

1167
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:39,720
all right then Dr Vaughn but I've got to

1168
01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:42,179
stay under analysis until you three are

1169
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:43,618
cured or she can be ruined and since

1170
01:00:42,179 --> 01:00:46,919
when have you developed this strong

1171
01:00:43,619 --> 01:00:52,280
protective feeding for Dr Vaughn hey

1172
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:52,280
sexy you sound jealous me challenge

1173
01:00:54,079 --> 01:01:02,900
oh there's a laugh for you

1174
01:00:57,050 --> 01:01:05,900
[Music]

1175
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:05,900
thank you

1176
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:12,480
sort of choke you up doesn't it doctor

1177
01:01:10,019 --> 01:01:14,219
well I must say I'm surprised uh your

1178
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,199
attitude is completely different than

1179
01:01:14,219 --> 01:01:18,659
was in our classes

1180
01:01:16,199 --> 01:01:21,058
but I almost believe you're getting rid

1181
01:01:18,659 --> 01:01:23,460
of some of your problems have you seen

1182
01:01:21,059 --> 01:01:25,740
another doctor

1183
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:28,139
well let's just say I set my Neurosis

1184
01:01:25,739 --> 01:01:31,199
out oh really

1185
01:01:28,139 --> 01:01:33,480
but my feelings haven't changed doctor I

1186
01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:34,679
know they haven't changed that's why I

1187
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,818
had to come to you for private

1188
01:01:34,679 --> 01:01:38,338
treatments

1189
01:01:35,818 --> 01:01:39,480
you've just got to help me well as I

1190
01:01:38,338 --> 01:01:42,539
remember yours was a rather

1191
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:45,500
extraordinary case uh let me look up a

1192
01:01:42,539 --> 01:01:45,500
few points here

1193
01:01:45,838 --> 01:01:51,259
station feels antagonism towards all men

1194
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:51,260
that's

1195
01:01:52,139 --> 01:01:58,199
has symptoms of extreme exhibitionism

1196
01:01:55,619 --> 01:02:00,838
coupled with a guilt complex

1197
01:01:58,199 --> 01:02:03,659
and a tendency to withdraw from the

1198
01:02:00,838 --> 01:02:04,980
competitions of society that's all true

1199
01:02:03,659 --> 01:02:08,460
doctor

1200
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:10,559
that's me exactly I've just been reading

1201
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:13,260
you the established symptoms of the

1202
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:15,480
celebrated Mr Smith

1203
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:17,940
you rack thank you

1204
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:21,179
that's a pretty sneaky thing to do to me

1205
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:24,358
doctor oh of course it's not uncommon

1206
01:02:21,179 --> 01:02:26,578
that a patient can borrow symptoms from

1207
01:02:24,358 --> 01:02:28,500
someone else who's ill too

1208
01:02:26,579 --> 01:02:30,900
especially someone who happens to be in

1209
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:33,559
the Limelight but

1210
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,559
I tell you

1211
01:02:39,539 --> 01:02:44,039
I tell you maybe they are

1212
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:47,099
frankly you're trapped

1213
01:02:44,039 --> 01:02:49,500
why you actor

1214
01:02:47,099 --> 01:02:51,420
I didn't mean any harm I try to tell you

1215
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:54,000
but you wouldn't let me what do you mean

1216
01:02:51,420 --> 01:02:55,380
I wouldn't let you don't remember I said

1217
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,719
I had this friend who had these symptoms

1218
01:02:55,380 --> 01:03:00,660
well you said no always use the first

1219
01:02:57,719 --> 01:03:02,939
person oh

1220
01:03:00,659 --> 01:03:04,739
well naturally when you said that I had

1221
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:07,200
to pretend that the problems were mine

1222
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:09,838
the way the way I think it happened is

1223
01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:11,578
oh please please I'm only trying to tell

1224
01:03:09,838 --> 01:03:13,798
you how it happened

1225
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:15,180
why don't you go back to your pad or

1226
01:03:13,798 --> 01:03:17,519
whatever it is you actors live in and

1227
01:03:15,179 --> 01:03:19,919
let us get this thing settled you better

1228
01:03:17,519 --> 01:03:22,739
leave now she's obviously a [ __ ] Shook

1229
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:25,139
Up well all right uh what time's the

1230
01:03:22,739 --> 01:03:26,639
next session please go

1231
01:03:25,139 --> 01:03:27,589
I'll do my best to straighten this out

1232
01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:30,688
really I will

1233
01:03:27,590 --> 01:03:30,689
[Applause]

1234
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:37,139
now what's your proposition

1235
01:03:34,798 --> 01:03:39,239
it's very simple in return for my

1236
01:03:37,139 --> 01:03:42,900
silence you will call me in as a

1237
01:03:39,239 --> 01:03:44,879
consultant and I shall affect a cure

1238
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:48,440
on television

1239
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,440
hello this is blackmail tell him

1240
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,220
tell him there's blackmail and I think

1241
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:55,980
you ought to accept

1242
01:03:53,219 --> 01:03:57,298
Hi Well apart from your professional

1243
01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:59,519
reputation we have to think of your

1244
01:03:57,298 --> 01:04:01,019
child psychology clinic if I never got

1245
01:03:59,519 --> 01:04:02,699
out that you were a part of a fraud no

1246
01:04:01,019 --> 01:04:04,199
matter how innocent right all right all

1247
01:04:02,699 --> 01:04:05,699
right I'll accept

1248
01:04:04,199 --> 01:04:07,980
in one condition

1249
01:04:05,699 --> 01:04:09,779
Dr salvation since there are three other

1250
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:13,139
patients involved you are going to treat

1251
01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:16,500
them before we come out with a cure for

1252
01:04:13,139 --> 01:04:18,358
the hypothetical Mr Smith agreed let's

1253
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:19,798
go and see them right now as a matter of

1254
01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:22,318
fact I happen to know them all quite

1255
01:04:19,798 --> 01:04:24,539
well all three of them

1256
01:04:22,318 --> 01:04:29,599
I can see footnote in the medical

1257
01:04:24,539 --> 01:04:29,599
journals now salverson syndrome

1258
01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:33,578
[Music]

1259
01:04:34,818 --> 01:04:38,818
yeah well what is it down Miss twitchell

1260
01:04:37,559 --> 01:04:40,980
it's what we were talking about this

1261
01:04:38,818 --> 01:04:43,199
morning in the office about my getting a

1262
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:45,240
little raise oh really miss twitchell

1263
01:04:43,199 --> 01:04:48,838
I'm sick and tired of the whole subject

1264
01:04:45,239 --> 01:04:51,598
the answer is still once more no

1265
01:04:48,838 --> 01:04:53,940
but Mr Blythe I'm doing the work of

1266
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:56,099
three people and you fired your jet and

1267
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:57,838
Gertrude and I'm even doing the typing

1268
01:04:56,099 --> 01:05:00,660
and the bookkeeping and handling the

1269
01:04:57,838 --> 01:05:02,880
switchboard I'm only asking for a little

1270
01:05:00,659 --> 01:05:03,960
ten dollar raise Mr Blythe Miss

1271
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,059
twitchell

1272
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,760
it's always been a policy of this

1273
01:05:06,059 --> 01:05:12,059
company never to give raises it uh it

1274
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:15,599
leads to a lot of trouble and so good

1275
01:05:12,059 --> 01:05:19,260
evening but Mr Black after 17 years

1276
01:05:15,599 --> 01:05:22,700
surely I deserve so oh this is really

1277
01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:26,099
two bad shows it's most embarrassing uh

1278
01:05:22,699 --> 01:05:29,578
we'll talk about it tomorrow oh

1279
01:05:26,099 --> 01:05:31,640
no Debbie uh won't you uh care to join

1280
01:05:29,579 --> 01:05:33,480
me in a small libation

1281
01:05:31,639 --> 01:05:36,480
[Music]

1282
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:41,179
a bartender a little bar Scotch for the

1283
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:41,179
lady and a double of your best

1284
01:05:44,289 --> 01:05:47,420
[Music]

1285
01:05:51,210 --> 01:05:54,760
[Music]

1286
01:05:55,338 --> 01:06:00,239
uh bartender is there a telephone around

1287
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:02,099
here quite sure right here sir oh thank

1288
01:06:00,239 --> 01:06:05,159
you can I make a call sure local call

1289
01:06:02,099 --> 01:06:07,940
yes 50 cents please oh well I'll have a

1290
01:06:05,159 --> 01:06:07,940
beer okay

1291
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,920
uh hello information I'd like the

1292
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:15,599
telephone number of RL cats Productions

1293
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:18,420
yes I want to make a confession

1294
01:06:15,599 --> 01:06:21,079
confession no no no the name is cat it's

1295
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:23,579
not a confession no cats

1296
01:06:21,079 --> 01:06:27,000
k-a-t-z-r-l catch Productions

1297
01:06:23,579 --> 01:06:31,500
seven six two one one four one

1298
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:34,079
Mrs Barkley can't come right in I

1299
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:37,139
suppose Rodney Perkins had been calling

1300
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:40,619
and calling okay no Mrs Kent he didn't

1301
01:06:37,139 --> 01:06:44,358
uh but he'll be here I'm sure but if he

1302
01:06:40,619 --> 01:06:44,358
doesn't come I'm available

1303
01:06:45,019 --> 01:06:51,000
you silly boy

1304
01:06:48,199 --> 01:06:54,419
did anybody ever tell you how this

1305
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,699
beautiful hands he will Rocky always

1306
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:59,480
says that

1307
01:06:55,699 --> 01:07:02,038
[Laughter]

1308
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:04,460
yes just one little one

1309
01:07:02,039 --> 01:07:08,520
Jolene

1310
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:11,220
oh hold on Mrs Kent all right this is a

1311
01:07:08,519 --> 01:07:13,980
sticker yeah you over there

1312
01:07:11,219 --> 01:07:17,639
okay Edwards all right now which one is

1313
01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:19,019
Mrs Barkley there's the little doll baby

1314
01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:21,058
all right everybody put your hands on

1315
01:07:19,019 --> 01:07:23,420
the bar there's all right Mrs Ken put

1316
01:07:21,059 --> 01:07:26,339
your jewels on a bar

1317
01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:29,298
I don't have any I I didn't wear any

1318
01:07:26,338 --> 01:07:29,298
jewelry today yeah

1319
01:07:31,679 --> 01:07:34,750
[Music]

1320
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:43,079
mind your own business these men know

1321
01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:44,460
what they're doing would you fellas

1322
01:07:43,079 --> 01:07:47,039
please be quiet I'm talking on the phone

1323
01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:48,838
Mr catch it's the truth I swear I'll

1324
01:07:47,039 --> 01:07:51,240
meet you at their place that's 210 Elm

1325
01:07:48,838 --> 01:07:53,699
Street yes sir thanks

1326
01:07:51,239 --> 01:07:56,598
oh well that's right I didn't pay the

1327
01:07:53,699 --> 01:07:56,598
half an hour for a call

1328
01:07:56,838 --> 01:08:02,838
all right strip everything

1329
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:02,838
hmm

1330
01:08:07,019 --> 01:08:12,559
Kent

1331
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,559
that was so cool

1332
01:08:12,679 --> 01:08:16,880
I didn't mean that

1333
01:08:17,369 --> 01:08:21,119
[Music]

1334
01:08:22,939 --> 01:08:30,778
relax people Rodney is here

1335
01:08:27,350 --> 01:08:33,480
[Music]

1336
01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:35,279
what a dreadful experience one morning

1337
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:37,500
what about what you're enjoying a quiet

1338
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:39,120
drink in the next you're facing death if

1339
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,719
I ever get out of this alive I'll be

1340
01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:46,759
good to buy a family I'll I'll

1341
01:08:41,719 --> 01:08:46,759
uh I'll give you that ten dollar raise

1342
01:08:48,949 --> 01:08:52,028
[Music]

1343
01:08:52,619 --> 01:09:05,880
I think that I called you a silly boy

1344
01:08:56,729 --> 01:09:10,440
[Music]

1345
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:12,960
Adam so I steal things wrong so I steal

1346
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:14,519
things so I steal things so I steal

1347
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:22,500
things

1348
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:25,100
[Music]

1349
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:25,100
how do you

1350
01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:30,119
fright young man

1351
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:32,419
what's wrong with you you hold up to be

1352
01:09:30,119 --> 01:09:32,420
my mother

1353
01:09:33,659 --> 01:09:41,179
[Music]

1354
01:09:42,539 --> 01:09:48,600
come on let's get out of here

1355
01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:52,159
don't anybody move for half an hour

1356
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,160
you do you get your head blown off

1357
01:09:52,198 --> 01:09:55,738
these guys may be telling the truth I

1358
01:09:54,179 --> 01:09:57,539
say we stay here for a half hour before

1359
01:09:55,738 --> 01:09:59,718
looking for help there's plenty of

1360
01:09:57,539 --> 01:10:03,899
tablecloths over there

1361
01:09:59,719 --> 01:10:07,619
are you all right yes Rodney and that

1362
01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:09,479
young man saved all my jewelry

1363
01:10:07,619 --> 01:10:12,738
where is he

1364
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:14,659
where can he be he's got all my jewelry

1365
01:10:12,738 --> 01:10:17,789
Edward's Crawford

1366
01:10:14,659 --> 01:10:19,920
where where is

1367
01:10:17,789 --> 01:10:21,920
[Music]

1368
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,920
um

1369
01:10:29,579 --> 01:10:33,600
well I've heard of rhythm of bars but

1370
01:10:31,859 --> 01:10:37,339
this is ridiculous

1371
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:37,340
give me the double scotch

1372
01:10:37,679 --> 01:10:43,319
now I'm fully aware as is Dr Vaughn that

1373
01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:45,779
the analysis I'm about to give you is a

1374
01:10:43,319 --> 01:10:48,599
superficial one but I'm also convinced

1375
01:10:45,779 --> 01:10:52,439
to be largely beneficial

1376
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:54,900
now you Joe your anti-social attitude is

1377
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:58,259
a defense against insipid alcoholism

1378
01:10:54,899 --> 01:11:00,658
probably congenital I suggest you commit

1379
01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:02,880
yourself to good sanitarium as you're

1380
01:11:00,658 --> 01:11:07,198
killing yourself anyhow

1381
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:10,380
oh now sexy you are definitely frigid

1382
01:11:07,198 --> 01:11:13,678
uh your exhibitionism I would say is a

1383
01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:15,659
sublimation of the sex Surge and I

1384
01:11:13,679 --> 01:11:19,579
suggest that you seek an occupation that

1385
01:11:15,658 --> 01:11:19,579
will keep you away from all men

1386
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,719
now Bruce you are definitely a

1387
01:11:22,738 --> 01:11:27,500
narcissist and I would say your

1388
01:11:24,719 --> 01:11:31,560
kleptomania stems from hurting others

1389
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:33,238
stuttering is insecurity you're wrong I

1390
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:36,739
would go to a psychiatrist and go under

1391
01:11:33,238 --> 01:11:36,738
analysis if I were you I

1392
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:48,420
listen he does have your case histories

1393
01:11:44,819 --> 01:11:49,979
but uh I can't say that I am disagreeing

1394
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:52,739
with him either

1395
01:11:49,979 --> 01:11:56,178
as this signs really showed when Mr

1396
01:11:52,738 --> 01:11:56,178
Smith told me about your promise

1397
01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:05,880
oh hello there hello there hello there

1398
01:12:03,238 --> 01:12:07,919
hello there what are you afraid of Tommy

1399
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:10,020
confessed to everything even wanted to

1400
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:11,699
give us our check back

1401
01:12:10,020 --> 01:12:14,460
he what

1402
01:12:11,698 --> 01:12:17,639
I like it better it's a stronger twist

1403
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:19,198
right right yeah he tells me yeah much

1404
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:21,600
better has more meaning be a hell of a

1405
01:12:19,198 --> 01:12:24,139
finish oh take a bigger cast but that's

1406
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,140
no problem

1407
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:29,159
everybody

1408
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:31,260
oh boy I was in a robbery I was hit on

1409
01:12:29,158 --> 01:12:32,698
ahead you know you'll never guess what

1410
01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:33,780
happened yeah well neither were you they

1411
01:12:32,698 --> 01:12:36,359
don't want their money back they want to

1412
01:12:33,779 --> 01:12:38,698
give you more no

1413
01:12:36,359 --> 01:12:40,619
what's matter sexy I'll help you with

1414
01:12:38,698 --> 01:12:43,019
the Finish I've just psychoanalyzed all

1415
01:12:40,619 --> 01:12:44,939
of them my name is Dr Joel salverson

1416
01:12:43,020 --> 01:12:48,600
what's wrong with them

1417
01:12:44,939 --> 01:12:50,399
she's frigid and he's a narcissist

1418
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:53,060
shocked at you what kind of professional

1419
01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:55,079
Behavior it is I'm going to report

1420
01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:58,920
you report me

1421
01:12:55,079 --> 01:13:01,439
sure sure later he's a what it's a lie

1422
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:02,640
I'm a kleptomaniac but great

1423
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,559
what

1424
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:07,560
what

1425
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:09,060
sexy don't listen to them doctor I'm

1426
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:10,679
surprised at you what's the matter with

1427
01:13:09,060 --> 01:13:12,179
you I know these people I've lived with

1428
01:13:10,679 --> 01:13:14,579
these people they're my friends there's

1429
01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:16,380
nothing wrong with them nothing wrong

1430
01:13:14,579 --> 01:13:18,420
with them no

1431
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:21,179
sexy you are not frigid your only

1432
01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:24,119
problem is is you're a virgin

1433
01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:27,000
a virgin all right sexy

1434
01:13:24,119 --> 01:13:29,819
you're pretty close see all you really

1435
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:31,800
need is a man and Bruce this is

1436
01:13:29,819 --> 01:13:35,219
ridiculous Tommy you're way out of your

1437
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:37,679
depth way out

1438
01:13:35,219 --> 01:13:39,600
please Bruce you know what your problem

1439
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:41,520
is it's very simple you just have to

1440
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:44,699
find a girl you can chase a girl who

1441
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:50,120
won't be easy like sexy

1442
01:13:44,698 --> 01:13:50,119
she's right you are a jerk

1443
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:58,140
I know I'm not wrong go to her tummy

1444
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:59,520
speak to her but gently hey Bruce why

1445
01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:01,199
don't you ask the doctor out I mean

1446
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:04,080
she's not easy she'd really be a

1447
01:14:01,198 --> 01:14:06,839
challenge see ya

1448
01:14:04,079 --> 01:14:10,800
that's impossible you've already said

1449
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:13,699
enough today sir impossible

1450
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:15,440
[Music]

1451
01:14:13,698 --> 01:14:20,119
go away

1452
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:22,859
so actually turn around please no why

1453
01:14:20,119 --> 01:14:25,859
because I look like hell

1454
01:14:22,859 --> 01:14:29,279
they're going back outside sexy I'm

1455
01:14:25,859 --> 01:14:30,599
sorry I apologize please I'm sorry I I

1456
01:14:29,279 --> 01:14:33,420
was so mad at that jerk I didn't know

1457
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:35,880
what I was saying really I'm sorry

1458
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:38,460
what made you say I was a virgin

1459
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:40,739
what made me say it say Well when your

1460
01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:42,658
mom sexy I know more about you than

1461
01:14:40,738 --> 01:14:44,399
anybody else in the world

1462
01:14:42,658 --> 01:14:46,500
well hell you should I've told you all

1463
01:14:44,399 --> 01:14:48,479
about myself

1464
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:50,520
sexy I'm sorry I didn't mean for Bruce

1465
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:52,139
to make a pass at you I didn't mean it

1466
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:55,140
like that I meant Someone Like You

1467
01:14:52,140 --> 01:14:57,539
someone that good really I love you I'd

1468
01:14:55,140 --> 01:14:58,560
never let anybody make a pass at you you

1469
01:14:57,539 --> 01:15:02,779
what

1470
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:07,080
I love you sexy don't you know that

1471
01:15:02,779 --> 01:15:09,738
I know it now can I kiss you

1472
01:15:07,079 --> 01:15:09,738
yes

1473
01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:22,049
[Music]

1474
01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:27,479
exactly what's wrong with you you broke

1475
01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:28,919
our bargain while we moved in here you

1476
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:30,119
said there'd be no fooling around now

1477
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,739
look what you're doing how'd you get me

1478
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:34,198
into your room here

1479
01:15:31,738 --> 01:15:35,819
what happened to you sexy

1480
01:15:34,198 --> 01:15:38,639
what happened to me why'd you break your

1481
01:15:35,819 --> 01:15:40,579
word oh sexy how could you treat little

1482
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:46,980
old Bruce this way I

1483
01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:48,979
[Music]

1484
01:15:46,979 --> 01:15:48,979
mean

1485
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:53,579
what's the matter what's wrong what's

1486
01:15:51,899 --> 01:15:55,439
wrong she just try to take advantage of

1487
01:15:53,579 --> 01:15:57,960
me that's what's wrong

1488
01:15:55,439 --> 01:16:01,079
he went over to kiss me and we bumped

1489
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:04,079
heads oh yeah

1490
01:16:01,079 --> 01:16:07,559
what are you doing in my dress

1491
01:16:04,079 --> 01:16:11,140
oh no Mommy I think you better go oh yes

1492
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:12,620
Zoey you're a thief

1493
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:15,659
[Music]

1494
01:16:12,619 --> 01:16:17,819
there he is he's the one that has my

1495
01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:18,849
jewels and he probably has our clothes

1496
01:16:17,819 --> 01:16:29,429
too

1497
01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:29,430
[Music]

1498
01:16:30,658 --> 01:16:34,039
what a fish

1499
01:16:36,119 --> 01:16:40,019
yeah

1500
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:42,260
everything all right miss cam wonderful

1501
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:42,260
thanks

1502
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:46,579
so much for the convertible

1503
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:52,279
he made the down payment the rest of the

1504
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:55,738
payments depend on you

1505
01:16:52,279 --> 01:16:59,039
but what about my car payments poopsie

1506
01:16:55,738 --> 01:17:01,019
Naughty Boy you you forgot to call and

1507
01:16:59,039 --> 01:17:04,158
call and call

1508
01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:08,340
let that be a lesson to you Crawford

1509
01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:12,599
I used to be a peeler for the mobs now

1510
01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:16,380
I'm healing and appealing to the snarves

1511
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:18,000
I used to Bear my derriere down to a

1512
01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:22,520
bare bikini

1513
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:26,760
but now I wear a feather there

1514
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:29,940
created by Cassini

1515
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:32,940
now all the fancy gentlemen ship

1516
01:17:29,939 --> 01:17:36,178
champagne for my slipper

1517
01:17:32,939 --> 01:17:40,439
I used to down the court of gin and

1518
01:17:36,179 --> 01:17:42,119
zapped with all my supper

1519
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:45,059
listen let me tell you about this other

1520
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:47,399
case it's real kooky make a Heaven movie

1521
01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:50,300
in the office in the office in the

1522
01:17:47,399 --> 01:17:54,559
office you know people say I'm Different

1523
01:17:50,300 --> 01:18:00,840
since I take it off with class

1524
01:17:54,560 --> 01:18:03,920
to me I feel the same I still show the

1525
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,920
same old

1526
01:18:04,198 --> 01:18:07,198
man

1527
01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:13,719
[Music]

1528
01:18:14,119 --> 01:18:24,979
attractions

1529
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:28,150
[Music]

1530
01:18:24,979 --> 01:18:29,939
it sure tastes like tomato juice

1531
01:18:28,149 --> 01:18:32,479
[Music]

1532
01:18:29,939 --> 01:18:32,479
oh

1533
01:18:42,619 --> 01:18:45,679
my God